<Sex News>
Have sex to play better, India stars urged
http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=CNG.6a0bd92c95224d7c3da33c79c7a48f43.161&show_article=1

God Hates Fag people (Westboro Church) In New York
http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2009/09/people_possibly_scummier_than.html

Cop Caught Fucking Cows Mouths
http://www.philly.com/philly/news/homepage/20090924_Animal-cruelty_charges_dropped_against_Burlington_County_cop.html
</Sex News>


<Conspiracy Theories>
Submission Pete Reihl: Jay-Z Master of Occult
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=112998783

Jay-Z Nose Job
http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/jay-z-got-a-nose-job
</Conspiracy Theories>



<For Your Own Good>
Smoking Ban
http://health.usnews.com/articles/health/2009/09/22/health-buzz-smoking-bans-curb-heart-attacks-and-other-health-news.html

Soda Tax
http://www.boston.com/bostonglobe/editorial_opinion/oped/articles/2009/09/19/soda_tax_its_the_real_thing/

Soda Tax Explained
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/09/17/business/17soda.html?_r=1&adxnnl=1&adxnnlx=1253746832-N/9cxv7PVafyKRO/TD4t0Q

New England Journal of Medicine on health and economic benefits of soda tax
http://content.nejm.org/cgi/content/full/NEJMhpr0905723

Carbon Trading
http://www.cbsnews.com/blogs/2009/09/15/taking_liberties/entry5314040.shtml

don’t get insurance, go directly to jail
http://www.politico.com/livepulse/0909/Ensign_receives_handwritten_confirmation_.html?showall

#Shit We’re Banning
Banned Books Week
http://www.ala.org/ala/issuesadvocacy/banned/bannedbooksweek/index.cfm

Flavored Cigs are Banned
http://www.usatoday.com/news/health/2009-09-27-menthol-cigarettes_N.htm


</For Your Own Good>






<People Not Doing Their Jobs>
FDIC weighs extraordinary steps to shore up fund
http://finance.yahoo.com/news/FDIC-weighs-extraordinary-apf-3266069115.html?x=0

John Travolta ‘blackmailed for £18m by paramedic over his refusal of help for dying son’
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1215459/John-Travolta-blackmailed-18m-paramedic-refusal-help-dying-son.html#ixzz0Rw3xsO7k

Cops take a break to play wii during drug raid
http://news.cnet.com/8301-17852_3-10359491-71.html

POSTAL EMPLOYEE STEALS 3000 DVD’s
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0922091netflix1.html
</People Not Doing Their Jobs>



Burried Treasure Found
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,554840,00.html?test=latestnews

Katie Couric Salary Exceeds NPR’s Top Shows
http://www.boingboing.net/2009/09/23/katie-courics-salary.html

SNL Cast Member says “Fuckin” on first ever episode
http://www.thrfeed.com/2009/09/new-snl-cast-member-swears-during-live-telecast.html

Submission TOM Camera Sent to Space
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lie0diOhfdg&feature=player_embedded

<Water>
Submission DREW: Sydney attacked by red dust storm
http://www.baraaza.com/blog/readblog.aspx?ID=269

Water on the Moon
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/science/space/article6846639.ece
</Water>

<G20 Bullshit>
Chemical Agent Shot at News Guy
http://www.emailthis.clickability.com/et/emailThis?clickMap=viewThis&etMailToID=946864238

DREW: Riot Cops attacking G20
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etv8YEqaWgA&feature=player_embedded#t=17

Honduras
http://www.voanews.com/english/2009-09-26-voa24.cfm

</G20 Bullshit>





<Animal News>
Fox Swipes Golf Balls
http://www.emailthis.clickability.com/et/emailThis?clickMap=viewThis&etMailToID=456515249
</Animal News>